I feel kind of bad about writing this one, not because of its
content, which should be impeccable. Rather, I've neglected to take the
time to keep up my "Crap from Facebook" posts, and the material that has
finally motivated a revival is from the same friend who I already
milked for material a couple of times in the past. I'm not doing these
to single people out. This isn't meant to be a space for me to chastise
my friends! And in fact, I've seen more egregious bullshit from other
friends, but I didn't remember that I might want to do one of these
posts until now. So I'm going to endeavor to amend the deficiency.
Hopefully, this post will soon be followed by some obnoxious reposts
from March on Monsanto or some political nonsense. I see that sort of
thing all the time. I just need to remember...
Anyway,
the piece that drew my ire is this one:
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/09/politically-correct-jerry-seinfeld-comedy-marginalised-voices
I
have another misgiving about this topic, which is that the author is
one Lindy West. Through some circumstances, I've run into her writing
several times, and I know by now that I've never found her to say a
single thing that is insightful, profound, intelligent, or impressive in
any way. She spouts utter drivel. Usually, when I encounter a thinker
of this caliber, the writing is so incoherent that I am mercifully
spared from actually attempting to read crap all the way through. But
Lindy West is a bit different: she can use words to form sentences.
Damn, when I put it that way, it seems like a compliment. That was not
my intention. There's some old saying in grammar that a sentence
expresses a complete thought. So yeah, Lindy West can do that. She can
express a complete thought. Fine. Not every thought is a good thought,
and when it comes to good thoughts, I doubt that she's ever had one. It
may seem that I'm just baselessly deriding this person, but that's a
step up from the treatment she gives people: I haven't mined a quote
from her and mocked her in a rampant display of shrillness and dubious
imagery, I haven't strawmanned her, and I haven't used her position as a
foil to peddle some petty agenda of mine. I've spend this entire
paragraph deriding her, but, unlike her, I am not just making shit up.
I'm not that stupid. And speaking of this paragraph, I am not actually a
good writer, so I diverged from the original point of the paragraph,
which was that I have misgivings about devoting my attention to the work
of someone I've already recognized as producing content with no
redeeming value. Yeah, I'm here to waste my own time blathering over
crap I saw through links on Facebook, but I want to hold myself to some
sort of standard. And yet, at least a couple of my friends are actually
enamored of Lindy West. So maybe this is kind of worth doing? Whatever,
let's just get on with it.
The bit she's critiquing is a
radio interview with Jerry Seinfeld. Now, in the interview, Jerry
Seinfeld does gripe about college campuses, specifically with regard to
how comedy is treated, but he also talks about his 14-year-old daughter
and implies that the issue is something to do with young people in
general. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he's not
conflating the two, but his rhetoric does suffer from some imprecision.
While there's definitely overlap between colleges and young people, not
all young people go to college and not all people in colleges are
young, and those young people who are in college tend toward some
general commonalities that might not hold for the broader population of
young people. Blah, blah, blah no big deal. Also, because Jerry Seinfeld
doesn't elaborate on some of what he says, I'm sure a lot of listeners
are prone to miss the point. While I won't bother to do all of his
elaboration for him, there's something to be made clear in the part
where he talks about his daughter. She responds to her mother commenting
that she'll want to see boys by saying, "That's sexist." And that
response doesn't really make sense. Granted, not all teenage girls are
interested in seeing boys, but the parents of the ones who aren't would
naturally want to know if that's the case, and there's no implication
that this is what's going on here, no suggestion that the conversation
was anything like, "No mom, I'm gay." Rather, the implication is that
the girl just blurted out, "That's sexist" because she's young, has
acquainted herself with the term "sexism," has learned that it's bad,
has enough understanding to know that it deals with taking an attitude
toward others based on sex, and has become flustered or annoyed with
something someone said toward her that is based on sex. I can guess that
the mental process was something like that because I can vaguely
remember making similar statements myself when I was around the same
age. And yet, the fact is, what the girl's mother said is
not actually sexist.
So, she demonstrates a poor understanding of the concept of sexism, and
wants to use the word anyway, which leads to some frustration for her
parents. I've seen the same sort of thing with kids and racism. They'll
assert, "That's racist" about something that isn't actually racist and
I'll think, "Uh, wow, racism is pretty serious business and you should
probably just shut the fuck up until you appreciate more about how
things actually work and what racism really means." It happens. Such are
the follies of youth. By the time people are in college, most of those
problems are hopefully worked out, but I can see how, for someone in an
older generation, seeing younger people grow up with terms like racism
and sexism being thrown around a lot, and seeing that continue as they
move into colleges could be a source of some consternation.
The
title of Lindy West's article is: "What do the politically correct
brain police have against venerable man comedians like Jerry Seinfeld?"
And then, before the body of the article, there's this sub-header: "The
vintage observational jokester says killjoys are ruining comedy. But
where he sees a threat, I see marginalised voices finally being allowed
into the club
." Well, I'm sensing a theme here...
Beloved funnyman of yesteryear Jerry Seinfeld (ask your parents!) took to the airwaves this week to offer his hoary wisdom on the state of modern comedy.
Congratulations,
we're one sentence into the article and you've found five different
ways to call Jerry Seinfeld old. Ha ha ha, oh yes, he is indeed 61 years
of age after all. I'm delighted that Lindy West knows what a thesaurus
is, but this is all very silly and pointless.
A
plague is upon us, he warns. Harmless jokesters and joy-bringers are
literally being figuratively strangled by the long, thin goblin-fingers
of “political correctness” (which is a fancy term for “not treating
people who are already treated like garbage like garbage”), even though
all they were trying to do was just say anything they want to, the way
they always have, without ever being questioned or criticised by known
killjoys such as “people of colour” and “women”, and with zero regard
for the institutionally oppressed groups upon whose backs their industry
has been stepping for generations in the service of shallow, straight
white dude “catharsis”.
I know that I said she could
form sentences, but I forgot to mention that she can also form run-on
sentences. This is a mess, and "literally being figuratively strangled"
is so distracting that I have to suppress my gag reflex and move on to
parse the rest of this crap. So, we have "harmless jokesters" "long,
thin goblin fingers of political correctness," "without ever being
questioned," "killjoys such as people of colour and women," "zero regard
for institutionally oppressed groups," and, "shallow, straight white
dude catharsis." All of those things are attributed by Lindy West to
Jerry Seinfeld and he didn't say a single one of them, nor say a single
thing that implied one of them. Lindy West pulled those accusations out
of her ass.
Is that so wrong? Jerry Seinfeld, hero, is here to say “yes”; yes, that is so wrong.
He
didn't call himself a hero, either. I remember reading about how it
used to be common in some media to pay writers by the word. Now I'm left
wondering if Lindy West is being paid by the misrepresentation. She
throws enough of them out there for that to be plausible.
“They just want to use these words,” he explained, weeping probably, but in a brave way.
I've
seen this before. It's kind of Lindy West's shtick. She likes to
pretend that other people are crying. I'd have thought that most people
would see right through this tactic, would be put off that she's trying
to disparage others by baselessly connecting them to behavior associated
with weakness. She not only made up fake tears and attributed them to Jerry Seinfeld, but
then went on to sarcastically explain them away. And this is someone who
is supposed to be, according to discussion on the Facebook link where I
saw this, "
a vocal champion for and activist pushing for greater inclusivity in traditionally male dominated media spaces." Really, guys?
“‘That’s
racist. That’s sexist. That’s prejudiced.’ They don’t even know what
they’re talking about ... I don’t play colleges, but I hear a lot people
tell me: ‘Don’t go near colleges.’ They’re so PC.” Yeah! Take that,
words! No PC college phony is going to convince me that words have
meanings.
Words, sure do
have meanings. And since that was Jerry Seinfeld's point, Lindy West is
agreeing with him while making a show of disagreeing with him.
Apparently people fall for this?
Why, back in Seinfeld’s time, you could run a sitcom set in New York City for nine entire seasons and only feature 19 black people ever
(18 of whom were one-off background characters such as “the waiter” and
“the guy who parks cars”) – and if anyone tried to do words at you, you
could just pretend they didn’t exist.
This is an
abrupt transition into a hit piece. I'm not going to go back and watch
the entire run of Seinfeld to ascertain whether I agree or disagree with
this complaint, and I'm also not going to go back and dredge up old
Lindy West articles so that I can complain about how those ones were
shitty too. This blog post will run long enough as it is without
pondering the details of the
Seinfeld sitcom.
Nowadays, because of Twitter and electric mail, you get the brain
gestapo completely up your underpants if you so much as publicly
fantasise about making a black media personality your erotic slave. Or if you produce an innocent web series with an almost-entirely white, male cast, only 20 years after you were criticised for doing the exact same thing with your sitcom.
The PC police might not know what “racism” is, but Seinfeld does, and
it certainly isn’t either of those things. And yet the PC death-grip on
comedy is so fierce that Seinfeld has only managed to accrue $820m so
far. The horror.
Note: that first comment isn't about
Jerry Seinfeld at all, but is instead about some other, different
person. I've never watched the show about comedians, cars, and coffee,
so I'll not comment on that complaint, although it just looks like more
hit piece fodder at this point. Also, he didn't complain about not
making enough money, so there's another misrepresentation.
This unfairness, as you can see, is bad for fairness; it is bad for the
constitution in some way, I’m sure; and it is bad for college students
who are probably really clamouring for the vintage observational
stylings of Jerry.
He didn't say that, he didn't
invoke the constitution. Lindy West is making shit up again, of course.
And while she can keep on poking at his age to see if something will
happen, I'd bet that more college students would find Jerry Seinfeld
funny than would find Lindy West funny.
OK, look: our divergent political priorities aside, I actually don’t
mind Jerry Seinfeld. I liked Seinfeld the programme. If I was a person
who got stoned, I would enjoy watching Bee Movie
while stoned (a bee is a lawyer and has implied sex with a human
woman!!!). But his past work does not entitle Seinfeld to our eternal
adoration or unconditional support. In fact, he isn’t even entitled to
be a defining, authoritative voice in 21st-century comedy – particularly
when his response to the broadening scope of his art form is one of
mistrust, defensiveness and gloomy prognostication.
He didn't say a single thing against younger comedians!
Even the old guard forfeit their clout once they start to reject innovation and challenge. (I’d much rather hear Cameron Esposito’s
perspective on the state of comedy in 2015 than, say, the ghost of
Buster Keaton’s – the prospect of a talking comedy-ghost notwithstanding
– not because he’s irrelevant, but because she is of this moment.)
Well, here are some complete sentences, but I'm not sure what the point is.
What Seinfeld is reacting to is not the shrinking, ossifying death of
comedy, as he seems to believe; it is the vibrant, expansive unfurling
of comedy, and the multitude of growing pains that come along with it.
He didn't talk about either of those things!
It’s absolutely true that some individuals use political correctness to
disguise what is, in reality, a regressive devotion to propriety. There
are people who simply have no sense of humour. It’s possible that a
small few just relish the takedown but don’t care about the politics.
How remarkably self-aware of you, Lindy West.
But none of that has anything to do with whether or not it is correct to
treat people with dignity and care; to call them by the names they’ve
taught you; and to remain open, elastic and humble enough to catch up
when you’re behind and apologise when you’re in error. No one is
required to do any of these things, but that doesn’t mean they’re not
good things to do.
And?
I used to think it was a given that, at any comedy gig I attended, I’d
have to grin through a number of brutal jokes about my gender: about
beating us, about raping us, about ranking us, about reducing our
already dehumanised existence to a handful of insulting stereotypes. And
I went ahead and grinned – because, I thought, that’s just how we joke.
Yes,
yes. We live in different worlds and consequently I have no idea what
the fuck you're going on about. But that doesn't excuse you being a
wretch.
We must have agreed. Someone must have signed a contract. This is the
price if I want to be in the club. (And that’s not even touching on the
way female comics are treated offstage.)
Again,
different worlds. I'm not even criticizing here, just expressing that I
can't relate. It's like those stories I hear about women who were
raped, and then about some awkward conversation they had afterward with
their rapist. I just can't picture being in that situation. I've always
thought that if someone actually succeeded in raping me, that there'd be
no way for a conversation to take place between the two of us because a
rapist cannot do much conversing while buried in the cold, cold ground.
And hey, it's never happened and never come close to happening, so I
have the privilege of not needing to actually go down that road. It's
all hypothetical to me and perhaps I'm completely wrong. But still, this
sort of thing is completely outside my experience.
But, of course, there is no contract, and I’ll never fully be allowed in
the club no matter how obedient I am. As long as sexism goes
unchallenged, I’ll always be “just a girl”. But because I’m a girl, my
complaints about sexism are dismissed. It’s a loop. And that devaluation
is vastly compounded for people of colour, trans people, gay people,
disabled people – anyone who has spent the past few decades as a stock
“edgy” punchline.
Jerry Seinfeld didn't say anything
sexist. Or rather, he didn't say anything sexist in the clip Lindy West
referred to. Perhaps he's said something sexist at some point—I don't
know. She's not challenging sexism here, though. All she seems to care
to challenge with this piece are Jerry Seinfeld's age and his wealth.
And now she wants to complain about sexism going unchallenged. What?
It’s so-called political correctness that gave me the courage and the
vocabulary to demand better than that from the community I love. Yes,
this cultural evolution is bumpy, but what Seinfeld and some other
comedians see as a threat, I see as doors being thrown open to more and
more voices.
We have very different understandings of the word "love." Also, "threat."
Video-game critic Leigh Alexander, who is perpetually besieged by
male gamers for daring to critique a pastime that is hers as much as
theirs, wrote a beautiful meditation
on her weariness: “My partner is in games, and his friends, and my guy
friends, and they run like founts of tireless enthusiasm and dry humour.
I know sometimes my ready temper and my cynicism and the stupid social
media rants I can’t always manage to stuff down are tiring for them. I
want to tell them: It will never be for me like it is for you. This will
only ever be joy, for you.”
Joy isn’t finite. Share. Just share.
Actually, it
is
finite. Not sure how we went from coming up with different ways to call
Jerry Seinfeld old to quoting Leigh Alexander. Nothing really ties
those two together. This is just sloppy writing. What do people see in
this person?
Oh hey, I'm not done yet. This post is
uncharacteristically long for me, but I want one more tangent, since the
subject has sort of come up. The title of this article is different
from the title that I see on the Facebook link, so I'm assuming that the
title was changed at some point. On the Facebook link, what I see is:
"What do the politically correct brain police have against straight
white dudes like Jerry Seinfeld?" I don't really know
why the title was changed, but the original title and the references to whiteness remind me of something...
In
the past, I've argued against the utility of the concept of "white
privilege" but this has usually been on account of the "privilege"
component, the notion of privilege as monolithic: privilege is a
countless mass of myriad, hidden advantages, and all white people have
all of this white privilege, but no one who isn't white, who is "PoC"
gets those advantages. The real world doesn't work in that way. People
know it, but they ignore it. And anyway, I don't think that "privilege"
is a workable concept. Or, to be more terse, I reject the existence of
"privilege" (and when I say that, I people don't react well to it, but
whatever). However, there's the other component of white privilege:
whiteness. I don't care for it. "White" doesn't hold any significance
for me. There's a database at my job in which someone else, not me, put
"white" for my ethnicity. That's not even a real ethnicity! My sister
has actually gone so far as to make people change it. If she's labeled
"white" on a document, she protests and insists that the document is
changed to undisclosed or something. I don't go that far, on the
principle that if people want to call me things, they're free to do so.
But still, I don't really think of myself as white. And of course, that
itself is a sort of privilege. I can walk around where I live and just
think of myself as a man, not as a white man, but a dark-skinned man is
socially compelled to dwell in the designation of "black man." Blackness
is inextricably part of of his identity, and the costs for disregarding
that are almost certain to be much more inconvenient than any costs I
would face for doing the same. So I'm privileged in that way. In a white
way. White privilege.
There's this comedy rap group
called The Retar Crew, and one of their members, Gregory Qaiyum, wrote a
song, "White Nigga From Drumline" that is mostly about black men
recognizing him in a sort of inversion of the token black guy trope, as
being "that white motherfuckin' nigga from Drumline." He is annoyed
about this circumstance, or at least his characterization of himself for
the purpose of the song is (I suspect that the performer himself takes
it in stride and is playing the whole thing up for comedic value), but
also remarks on being singled out as Pakistani at the airport (which
then sets up a scenario of a black TSA officer asking him what movie he
was in, for yet another instance of a black man recognizing him as "that
white motherfuckin' nigga from Drumline"). So when he's around black
people, he's seen as white, but when he goes to the airport, he is
pegged as Middle Eastern and racially profiled. And then there's Jerry
Seinfeld, an iconic, stereotypical Jewish comedian. Among the people who
really make a big deal about whiteness, such as the Ku Klux Klan,
Seinfeld wouldn't just be excluded, he'd be vilified (white supremacists
tend to really have a thing against Jews, due to a whole mess of
historical details). Silly examples, but they're the ones I thought of,
and I think that, as examples, they make the point well enough.
My
qualm with the "white" part of white privilege isn't so much that I
don't care for "white" as a label or that I don't label myself as white
(although that is a factor). I am, after all, of primarily Western
European descent. Most of my more recent ancestors moved to the
Midwestern United States several generations ago, and finally some of my
most recent ancestors migrated to the West Coast. Those people were
generally thought of as white, maybe even what would be categorized as
WASP. One could say that my people have, more often than not, been
whitebread. But that's not how it works for everyone. Some people who
are not included as "white" and who miss out on perceived benefits of
that will still, when an asshole like Lindy West comes along, be marked
as "white dudes" and dismissed as oafish on account of their privilege.
Fuck that shit.